Well you know I never believed before
Until one night a strange man knocked at my door
With long straggly hair and an unkempt beard
And holes in his wrists - boy he was weird
He said
My name is Jesus Christ
I’ve heard you don’t believe in me
So I’m here to show you the light
He put his finger against my lips
And used his legs to caress my hips
He let his clothes slip to the floor
Then turned the latch and locked the door
He put his mouth around my manhood
And kissed me so hard that he drew blood
And we proceeded to make love
Morning came but he wasn’t there
Flown with the darkness without a care
He left a note which read ‘You’re sensual’
I thought to myself
That’s just typical
Typical Jesus, typical Jesus
Typical Jesus, typical Jesus
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